Sarcasm loading… 87%

Description

Sarcasm loading… 87%. A fair warning for everyone within earshot. The wit is almost fully buffered, the eye-roll is queued up, and the last 13% will arrive at the worst possible moment. Please remain calm.

The design sets SARCASM in heavy, wide capitals across the top, above a rounded progress bar split into eight chunky blocks with a little empty space left at the end. Below it, “loading… 87%” is typed out in a tidy mono font, like a screen that has stalled just short of the finish.

Made for the deadpan, the dry and the permanently unimpressed, and for your crew who already know exactly when the bar hits 100%.

Classic: Bella + Canvas 3001: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, classic unisex fit. Printed on demand and shipped from the UK.

Heavyweight: Comfort Colors 1717: garment-dyed heavyweight 100% cotton, 6.1 oz, relaxed boxy fit. Printed on demand and shipped from the UK.